You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I got chris browned last night
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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