everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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