is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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