There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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