Hey man sorry I got all grabby
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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