I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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