Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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