she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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