Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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