stop calling my apartment porn island.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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