i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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