uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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