He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Alive.
So much puke
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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