Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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