So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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