she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
tell me about the fingering
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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