Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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