he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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