When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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