Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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