For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I need water and some morals
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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