I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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