Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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