so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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