singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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