She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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