just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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