what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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