so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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