Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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