i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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