What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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