Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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