Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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