As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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