Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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