I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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