we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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