and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i need some magic done to my vagina
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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