Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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