Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
