Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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