...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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