Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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