I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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