Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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