I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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