I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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