Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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