you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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