I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Boobs are out for the taking
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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