i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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