Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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