it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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