if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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