Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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